Return to Sender - I wish.

Have you ever sent an e-mail to someone, talked about someone else and then sent it to the person you were talking about? I just did. I feel awful about it. I said a few truths that might sting. I hope we are still friends after this.

Just know that if you send an e-mail via AOL and the recipient is not on AOL - YOU CANNOT RETRIEVE THE E-MAIL!

Whaaaaaaaaa!

Hey Handsome

My cat Gary loves to look at himself in the mirror when he drinks water. I can see why. He's such a handsome devil. If you looked like this wouldn't you want to look at yourself all of the time too?

I love this photo.

Egg I.D.

This is my personal solution for hard boiled eggs. I am not happy when I go to the fridge and need fresh eggs, try to crack one open and realized - it's hard boiled. Arghhhhh!

I now draw faces on the eggs. Not only can I now i.d. the eggs I am also mildly entertained.

Twitter Tweaker

So, Twitter was down the past few days. I could not get to the site from my blackberry. I don't even post that much but it was annoying. I like to think of twitter as an outlet for Monkey Mind. I went to a seminar recently where the presenter used the term Monkey Mind for all of the junk that goes through your mind when your mind wanders.

Here are some of my Monkey Mind twitters that could not get posted because of the outage. Not necessarily in this order and with less typos.

wow, there's a lot of traffic today

school must be back in session

oh great that means the snow birds will be back soon and my traffic will increase again and everyone will drive slower

cotton tops beware, I'm going Rambo on the road this year

I wonder if Fighting Mad Mary will get the dress of her desires

I wonder what GloZell is gonna do with that whipped cream?

Bet she just eats it and pretends she is going to do something sexy with it.

Do you think she has some of that spreadable cheese in a can?

Bet she eats it and pretends she is going to do something sexy with it.

I wonder what the weather is in Maine.

Bet my sister is wearing long sleeves already

I wish I had a dog.

Cats just won't walk with you.

They are pretty snobby sometimes.

I need a pedicure.

Wish I had a maid.

I wish I had a personal chef.

I wish my personal chef was Ina Gartner.

Goat cheese is good.

I need to update my Shelfari

It looks like it takes me forever to read a book

It does

My feet are swollen

I hope it's not caused by some awful disease

I wonder if Jason Show is dancing to Britney right now

He's probably dancing to the Jonas brothers

Maybe with the Jonas brothers

Bet his husband would put a stop to that right now

Or join him

I need the very best bloody mary recipe

More cowbell

cheese makes everything taste good

where did this pile of laundry come from?

cat hair on my sink

I need a total makeover

I wish I'd hurry up and win the lottery

I already have the money spent

I miss Cancun

For every pound my husband loses it seems like I gain a pound - crap!

I think there is now a major flight path over my house

Fighter jets are noisy

I need a nap

incense is awesome

Why can't I find decospheres any more?

I love True Blood

I need to eat more fruit

Whew - I'm glad I got that off of my chest.

Cow Love

I must say I didn't know that I loved cows so much. I could photograph them endlessly.

Rez Cow 420

Portrait of a Rez Cow

This is a portrait I took on my trip near Moenkopi Arizona. I love the graffitti. This is proof that even cows love 420.